The solution is as cool as it is simple – whack on a Beer Band! These brightly coloured moulded rings stretch to fit your bottle, can and just in case you're a bit lost towards the end of the night, they'll even fit your wrist for easy identification purposes. They come in a neat dozen with different colours and different "names"...so you can be just like the seven dwarves, except there's twelve of you and your names are Bachelorette Bitch, Princess, Rock Star, Slut, Ms Tease, Sexy & Single, Virgin (maybe) and Porn Star.(OK, not really like the seven dwarves at all).
Beer Bands are durable, reusable and come in a neat stubby-shaped blister pack, so you can peg them up and always know where they are.
A word of warning though, when we mentioned "Beer Band" in the office – three people broke down in tears and one poor bugger went on stress leave. As it turns out, they thought we said "Beer Banned", heaven forbid, so be careful how you say it!
Never lose your lager again – the Beer Band wagon is here, so jump on it!
Beer Bands are sold in packs of eight and stretch around a bottle or can to easily distinguish (otherwise identical looking) drinks.
Each Beer Band is printed with a unique identifier: Bachelorette Bitch, Princess, Rock Star, Slut, Ms Tease, Sexy & Single, Virgin (maybe) and Porn Star. |